WHEN YOU SAW YOUR FIRST BOUT.
WHEN YOU MESS AN ENTIRE JAM UP
For the letter L I’m talking about how I’m not normal. Big surprise there, eh? A-Z challenge ahoy!
New post up! One reason I love Japan, that...
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New post up! I promise it only contains mild bestiality. Click the title to read about my family’s shame.
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...
meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
Heard on the Subway: Talking about your gay son.
rafi-dangelo: I was on my way to work, zoned out listening to some old school Shania Twain to get my life right, when two construction worker types got on the train at Penn Station. They were both middle-aged white guys with Long Island accents, mustaches, dirty jeans — the type of guys you’d expect to see on a building site. I caught a piece of their conversation when the music died before...